I Surrender All…I Mean…Some

Pr. Kerns heard a sermon calling us for us to surrender all to Jesus. But as much as he wants to, he doesn’t. His guess is, nobody does. He met with Pr. Boyle to discuss this terrible, condemning sermon. Ask yourself–do you give God your all?

Tuning Our Ears to Hear God Speak

Sermons like these are ubiquitous, suggesting that YOU are the reason you can’t hear God. What an impotent God! One who has to wait on you to position yourself j-u-s-t right, before He can speak. Sermons like this are damning, especially when God speaks to you in His Word (see 2 Timothy 3:16). Stick to God’s Word, and stop looking for impressions, movements and shivers in your liver.

How Can Such a Symbolic Meal Do Sooo Much?

It seems that the Body and Blood of Christ do more than Christ promised. Who knew? Listen to Prs. Kerns and Ockree as they found out.

Prs. Boyle and Lovett on Holy Baptism

Here in our 75th episode, The Plucked Chicken hosts the dynamic duo of Pastors Boyle and Lovett in Wichita KS, who are forced to endure two American Evangelical sermons on Holy Baptism. As Pr. Boyle is prone to say, “It’s a mess.”

Emphasis: Dream Team

Are you on a Dream Team? If you’re not, you could be missing out on transformation…or at least that’s what we’re told. Listen to Prs. Ockree and Kerns wonder why they have missed this “essential” doctrine for the Christian.

Wait…what? 3 baptisms?

Let’s see…there’s the 3 little pigs, 3 blind mice and 3 legged races. There’s even Three’s Company with John Ritter and Mr. and Mrs. Roper. But 3 baptisms? What you talkin’ ’bout Willis? Maybe just maybe there’s only one baptism just like the Nicene Creed teaches and confesses. Give a listen to Pr. Bruss and Kerns and you decide how many baptisms there truly are.

Don’t Wanna Thrive!

At Thrive Church in Colorado they THRIVE! They do so by preaching God’s Word out of context–over and over and over again. But who cares? People love having their ears tickled (2 Timothy 4:3). If this is what it means to THRIVE, Pr. Bruss and Pr. Kerns want none of it. They hope you don’t either.

Examples in Missin’ ‘da Point

If you think pastors only work a couple of hours on Sunday, and more content should be put on the Plucked Chicken–Prs. Kerns, Bruss and Ockree couldn’t agree with you more! However, dropping podcasts is not their call, though it is their joy, when they can do so. In this episode, you get two sermons, for the price of none. It’s from two yahoos who preach on the exact same text, and both completely miss ‘da point.